The Hypocrisy Detector

I have an idea for an invention. It’s a Hypocrisy Detector. Basically it’s a little handheld device with a button such that pushing the button emits a small cloud of carbon monoxide treated so that it smells like a twelve day old mix of Greek yogurt and microwaved baby poop. How could this possibly detect hypocrisy, you ask? Simple; the next time someone tells you that they are opposed to environmentalism, simply give them a puff right in the face. If they freak out, they are a hypocrite.

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