Monthly Archives: July 2014

What is the point of fiction? I mean, it’s not even real.

Everyone knows that fiction isn’t real (except people who like Glenn Beck). It’s imaginary. Nothing described in The Lord of the Rings, The Count of Monte Cristo, or a college football player’s academic transcript, ever actually happened. Unlike something that is real … Continue reading

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Ladies and Gentlemen, My Cat

My cat has spent the day begging to come in my room. She has meowed, whimpered, scratched the door, hit the door, clawed the carpet beneath the door, and generally been a nuisance. This created a standoff in which my … Continue reading

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