Monthly Archives: August 2014

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HUMAN.

A friend of mine is celebrating a birthday. I sent him this warm little note tonight. ==== BEGIN TRANSMISSION ==== Computer algorithms embedded in the servers of the Facebook corporation have informed me of the mathematical coincidence which lies at … Continue reading

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Meta Rebuttal

First of all, I resent the implication that I talk too much, or even a lot. Since the dawn of humanity, speech has been a fundamental component of the quasi-infrastructural socio-economic anthropological data exchange mechanism for proto-culturual incubatory progressionism. Now … Continue reading

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Cats, Vomit, and Social Inequality

My cat likes to spend time with me in my room. Unfortunately, she also pukes up wads of hair. There are a few things I don’t like about my relationship with my cat, and one of them is┬áher utterly imperial … Continue reading

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