Monthly Archives: October 2014

Almost a Poem… but totally not.

This is almost like a poem, but not really because I don’t write those. And for the record, I have no idea why “we” write, since I don’t know who “we” are, but I can tell you that this is one … Continue reading

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Dream Journal #3 – The Rebellion VS The Empire

I had a dream where I, along with friends and family, was staying in a beautiful mountainous campground and there was this weird epidemic where everyone’s parking brakes would randomly fail and their parked cars would go tumbling off the … Continue reading

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My Too Sense: John Grisham Fights A Non-Existent Social Injustice

Every once and a while, I will bring you my uninvited opinion on some hot button cultural issue, in a segment I like to call “My Too Sense” Here is today’s brilliant, un-researched screed: I’m becoming more and more convinced that … Continue reading

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Is There Money In Writing?

My latest cerebral gift to the reddit community: User “WhiteChocolateMMA” asks if there is Money in Writing. I respond with the cold, hard, line of fluffed up vaguely humorous crap for which I one day hope to be infamous. Actual Link

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Dream Journal #2 – Z for ZenZappa

I dreamed that a tyrannical US Senator used the Patriot Act to pass a law making it illegal to wear a mask depicting Frank Zappa. I joined a group of political subversives and we burst into a Senate hearing wearing … Continue reading

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Detergent

I’m thinking of writing a teen adventure romance about a dystopian society where people are categorized according to their cleaning habits. Title: DETERGENT. “It’s just my luck that I, a member of Bathneglection, would fall in love with a Spotless.” … Continue reading

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Dream Journal #1 – Ben Stiller Drops a Bomb

I had a dream that Ben Stiller and I were hanging out, and he confided in me that he hated the movie Zoolander. He told me that working on the set had been very stressful and that all the actors … Continue reading

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