Monthly Archives: December 2015

Star Wars: The Force Awakens – Ultimate Fan Theory! [SPOILERS]

Well we all need a Star Wars: The Force Awakens theory, so here’s mine: In the original movies, Princess Leia is really Luke Skywalker in drag, and the “Luke” we see doing things is Leia’s lesbian sister Luanne. The reason … Continue reading

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Instant Media Coverage

Donald Trump has proven that saying ridiculous, nonsensical crap will get you tons of media coverage. So I’m going to try it myself! *ahem* 1.) People with green eyes are creepy. 2.) Our currency should be backed by candy. 3.) … Continue reading

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Young Adult

“Young Adult” is a literary genre, but I think really it’s just a euphemism for people who prefer the simplicity of heroism, honesty, loyalty, and adventure with which these “childish” novels are wrought. I hope I will always be a … Continue reading

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