Monthly Archives: January 2016

Bookstore Rant: Barnes and Noble or Darn, So Horrible

I hate Barnes and Noble so much that I can’t fathom the task of accurately capturing all of my grievances in a single afternoon, in a single internet rant. Suffice it to say, that place is a Bohemian shit barn … Continue reading

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The Birdcage, Dick Cheney, and the Lesbian Dominatrix

From the age of 0 to 20, I held a religious prejudice against homosexuals. I thought they had “an agenda” and that they were bad for our culture, although I could not have justified these opinions without quoting the Book … Continue reading

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Presidential Campaign Position – Oregon Federal Building Siege

As a Presidential Candidate, I have decided that I need to start laying out some more policy positions:   Regarding those armed insurgents holding the government hostage in Oregon: They will be honored as “true Americans” and treated the same … Continue reading

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Star Wars Episode VII: JJ Abrams Subtly Ruins Things

The new Star Wars movie is like a gorgeous woman with a kind soul and a great sense of humor, who enthusiastically supports Donald Trump. She’s great, except for that one god damned thing that makes her completely fucking intolerable. … Continue reading

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