Scene: Princess Leia’s starship, Tantive IV.
Vader: Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.
Leia: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m a member of the Imperial Senate, on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan.
Vader: Bitch I JUST saw you at that huge battle. Like, twenty minutes ago. We were both just there. I saw you with my robot eyes. Am I the only one who remembers that huge, epic battle that we literally just left behind? Didn’t anyone notice? I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS.